Hench is about a messed up guy who just wants to have kids, good lord, won't somebody have sex with him? It's a car wreck, admittedly, but it's the kind of car wreck you want to have over for dinner, introduce to your folks, traffic cones and cops and all, because you can't help it, you just have to keep reading.
Lollipop Flavours (leave your own in the comments, we'll have a competition)
Sex Sweat
Grandparents House Smell
Jennifer Aniston's Garbage Sampler
Eau de What Charlie Sheen's On
Teenage Boy on a Camping Trip Underpants
Prison Shower
Zombie Pit Lick